No Effin Veggies

You’ve tried it their way.
The kale, the quinoa, the endless salads. You were promised clarity — but all you got was cravings, crashes, and confusion.

This shirt is for those who finally said “enough.” Who simplified their plate, cut the noise, and started thinking clearly again. It’s bold, sure. But so is taking your health into your own hands.

Call it irreverent. Call it aggressive.
We call it honest.

No effin veggies. No spirals. Just peace.