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Depression Hates Ribeyes

Depression Hates Ribeyes

Depression thrives in the fog — in sugar crashes, fake food, and a body running on empty carbs.

But throw a ribeye on the plate? It panics.
Protein. Saturated fat. Real fuel. Real clarity.
Suddenly, it has nowhere to hide.

This shirt says what thousands are starting to realize: we’re not broken, we’re stuck in a system built to numb us into sickness, confusion, and dependency… the ultimate pyramid scheme.

Sometimes, the most powerful therapy is found sizzling in a cast iron skillet.

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